This is why I’m fat. Adrian told me she left me a note in the fridge. It reads: “You asked me not to make 2 pizzas. So I didn’t. There is not a pizza in here. So don’t bother looking. Also, there is no ice cream in the freezer. “ 

This is why I’m fat. Adrian told me she left me a note in the fridge. It reads: “You asked me not to make 2 pizzas. So I didn’t. There is not a pizza in here. So don’t bother looking. Also, there is no ice cream in the freezer. “